Extra Pussy (Mar 24, 2008)

A once homely teen is now has all the interest he can handle, but doesn't care for all the attention.

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Square Peg (Mar 13, 2008)

A young lesbian struggles to fit in in small town America. Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Sharing Is Caring (Dec 17, 2007)

Have a weird fetish? Don’t forget to let your partner know you grateful when it is indulged. Very grateful. Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Hazmat (Nov 28, 2007)

An HIV negative man feels nervous about sex with his new HIV positive boyfriend. And feels guilty about it. Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Trapped (Nov 8, 2007)

Athletic guy feels trapped by “guy of his dreams” who is not so athletic. Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Don’t Take My Doll (Oct 22, 2007)

A man’s 5 year old nephew seems like he might be gay. The uncle thinks that is fine. The father of the boy does not.
Emotional violence ensues.

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Bubble Bath (Aug 13, 2007)

Scary, hairy guy just wants some help getting clean. Just shower, shampoo and shine! Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Sex Ed (Aug 2, 2007)

Discussion about President W’s (goodbye!!) abstinence education policies. “One of us… One of us…” Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Applause (July 26, 2007)

A blind date ends with the strange statement that “The most beautiful sounds in the world is applause. I hope I can hear you clap for me sometime.” A clapping fetish perhaps?

If only one hand is clapping, what is the other one doing? Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Bad Bush (July 12, 2007)

Hipster mother of 14-year-old boy wants to tell him to stop looking at internet porn. Dan says, “… and while you are at it, ask George W. to pull the troops out of Iraq, fire Dick Cheney, institute a single-payer health-care system, and...” In other words, good luck. Well, sometimes dreams do come true! (Obama!) Read the original letter and Savage’s response.

Speed Bag (Apr 19, 2007)

Man asks angry dyke to punch him in the balls. Mutual satisfaction results. Sucker punch? Read the original letter and Savage’s response.